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"............I suck"
Oscar Wilde on, The Smoking Monkey
The Smoking Monkey is an American poet from South Vietnam. With an intelligence of; 4,000,000,000,000. At an early age, The Smoking Monkey was exposed to Harmful Gamma Rays, causing anal blisters, and a severe case of jock itch. Danny Devito has credited The Smoking Monkey as the Fuggin' sweetest dude to ever live!