User:The Inspired Penguin/UnNews:Dictator still clings to power

Despite another night of coalition bombing, the terrible tyrant of Justin Bieber is still in power. Despite more than a billion hits from YouTube, the power mad dictator still hangs on.

The loss of a few girls who have committed suicide out of longing has done nothing to stop Bieber. He still commands a superior weapon, obsessed teenage girls who will do anything. That is why there has been a recent UN resolution to try not to hurt these poor hypnotised civilians, but defeat them non-violently.

Despite the loss of his Grandma’s house, Bieber vows to fight on, gathering all his forces in his capital of evil, Canada, and preparing for a counter attack. The Obama administration has declared an all-out ‘War on Bieber’, and are mobilising their infantry immediately.