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The Twelve Days in power- The Lib Dem Ballad of 2010[edit | edit source]
On the first day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: A tuition fee in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 4 closet Torys, 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 5 true MPs, 4 closet Torys, 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 6 Russians spying, 5 true MPs, 4 closet Torys, 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 7 scrapped ID cards, 6 Russians spying, 5 true MPs, 4 closet Torys, 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 8 ruined statues, 7 scrapped ID cards, 6 Russians spying, 5 true MPs, 4 closet Torys, 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 9 thousand pounds in fees, 8 ruined statues, 7 scrapped ID cards, 6 Russians spying, 5 true MPs, 4 closet Torys, 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 10 drunken students, 9 thousand pounds in fees, 8 ruined statues, 7 scrapped ID cards, 6 Russians spying, 5 true MPs, 4 closet Torys, 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 11 votes for AV, 10 drunken students, 9 thousand pounds in fees, 8 ruined statues, 7 scrapped ID cards, 6 Russians spying, 5 true MPs, 4 closet Torys, 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Lib Dem sent to me: 12 seats next election, 11 votes for AV, 10 drunken students, 9 thousand pounds in fees, 8 ruined statues, 7 scrapped ID cards, 6 Russians spying, 5 true MPs, 4 closet Torys, 3 crying ex-leaders, 2 broken promises, And a tuition fee in a pear tree