User:The Hunt/Max's Grill

Hi folks, I'm Max Wandall. I'm just like you, a simple american who mows his lawn and waxes his car every Sunday afternoon while drinking my wife's fine lemon squash. When I was a wee boy I had a simple dream, and that was to be the owner of a chain of trans-american restaraunts. When I left college that dream finally came true, and I became the proud owner of the first ever Max's Grill™, right here in Wisconsin. But you know, it's the best dang meal you'll find, whatever city you live in as my line of restaurants can be found in over 30 locations nationwide. The fine meals and the friendly staff will make sure your experience is as pleasurable as possible.

Why eat at Max's?

Of the many satisfied customers who have eaten at Max's, one individual's comments stand out the most. He described my diner as "a little taste of America". In this age of Chinese restaurants and Mexican taco stalls, there's one place where you can find the kind of meals that made our beautiful country what it is today. Every time you take a bite out of one of my famous burgers, you're doing America proud. The politicians who watched the Declaration of Independence being signed, the fighting men who erected the flag in Iwo-Jima, the troops fighting those terrorists in Iraq. Eating at Max's Grill™ will give you the same feeling of national pride. You may choose to eat at those new-fangled patissseries or choose something foreign, but the only place where you'll that true star-spangled feel is at Max's Grill™.