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“Let me be.”
“Do I look like This Guy or That Guy?!”
The Guy is, quite simply, THE guy. Although people have only begun to recognise him in recent decades, he has walked among us since the dawn of time. The Sumatrans knew him as The Guy Over There, to the Incas he was The Guy Over Here, and he is solely responsible for numerous events, inventions, ideas and concepts which have helped to define humanity throughout the ages. After making love to a sewer rat and deciding he didn't like it very much, he invented the plague, and following a long and painful encounter with your momma, he lost faith in womankind and began to tinker with a new sexual concept called homosexuality.