User talk:The Guy
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I disagree[edit source]
I disagree with your conception that you feel that you are greater than the average man. (Zojo 20:05, 5 November 2007 (UTC))
Tom Green[edit source]
They deleted it yesterday morning. Why? I don't know. Umm...go to the Tom Green page and click on huffed. There it'll show you the two people who deleted this article. Someone wrote an article about a year ago and deleted it so forget talking to that guy. Talk to the guy who deleted our version. Ask why. (Zojo 19:10, 7 November 2007 (UTC))
Listen up[edit source]
Either you, Zojo and God 2.0 are the same guy or you're messing with each other's user page. Either, are bannable offenses. Play nice, and stop messing about. ~
22:22, 19 November 2007 (UTC)