User:The Flying Cucumber

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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Democracy is three wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner. Help!
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RENT
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Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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“It's not me!”

~ Captain Obvious on The Flying Cucumber
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