User:TheVeryHungryPotato/Caillou (Cartoon)

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Caillou "meaning pebble in French" is a retarded bald boy known for whining because he couldn't go to Africa and poach some zebras to sell on the black market because his parents said so. He has a pet cat that looks like it's a plush with the insides of a cat sewn in was brought to life. He loves torturing his little sister and getting into trouble and whines more after he gets grounded for 99999999999999999999999999999 years. Si Caillou ay isang nakakainis na nakakainis na batang hinamon sa pag-iisip AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Caillou's family taking him to the dumpster because they are just so DONE.

Millions of people on earth want to shoot his brains out because we are just so done with his shit! He could be related to Hitler for all we know, its best to wipe him from the face of the earth, and put him beneath the earth and nail his coffin shut so we don't get zombie Calloiu HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL HIS NAME! We also wished he'd get raped by the Kanker Sisters. FUCK FUCK FUCK, I AM SO DONE WITH CAILLOU'S SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S SHOOT HIS FUCKIN BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!! BLoOd... .jpg

And they did.

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