User:TheSausageMonster

“Canada sucks!”

~ Peter Griffin on Canada

“What, you think your so special?!”

~ Beef Jerky Monster on TheSausageMonster

“Fo shizzle wa bizzle”

~ Snoop Dogg on something

“KINGS OF CRUNK OKAAAAYYYY???!!!!”

~ Lil Jon on Everything

“What, you think your so special?”

~ Flying Spaghetti Monster on Beef Jerky Monster and TheSausageMonster

“Andy Dick here”

~ Andy Dick on here

silence

“What happened?”

~ Brian Griffin on Quotes on this page

“Andy dick happened”

~ Stewie Griffin on Response

Damn it wikipedia!!! FACISM!!! very much!! Actually it was fun writing blantant nonsense for the perfect little assholes at Wikipedia to get all pissed. They had it coming. It was fun.

Other "alter-egos": TheSausageMonster for president 2008 TheSausageMonster in 007: Sausage and the capper... TheSausageMonster dosen't need a tan

MAKING SAUSAGES IMPORTANCE KNOWN SINCE 2007

The sausage monster as a roadie for the Stones. Had a few brewskys and some weed, oh jeez Keith Richards looks pissed