User:TheMillington

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Enough with all this jibba-jabba!

I pity the fool that tries to read some of this nonsense! Mama T hasn't made a lick of sense since she read this. Don't make me have to come back here and clean this place up - a little quality content is all it needs!

Alexander Millington[edit | edit source]

What are you doing, <insert name here>?

Scion of Annoyance
Reminder to self...Thursday 15th may = pick on hayley day
23.5th Lord of The Poke
Co-God of Sailing
President of the People's Anti-Communist Party of Bratislava
The Stig (possibly)

through the ages, known by many names, but still revered with a level of fear unknown since dinosaurs ruled the earth, and still loved like nothing else alive. I come to you, people of uncyclopedia, as your saviour. Take it or Leave it...

ANNOUNCEMENTS[edit | edit source]

I am not Canadian. however here's an important announcement from the country's travel minister:

Go to UN:AAN for adoption

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a total UKer
and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

Blame it on Canada

We know those crazy canucks are somehow connected to this.

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This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.
(Otherwise known as the EC )

This user wants you to be touched.

pirates do it till you walk the plank.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods .

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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

"I present to you the new flag of Canada, chosen to reflect our culture and traditions."

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