User:TheMillington

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Enough with all this jibba-jabba!

I pity the fool that tries to read some of this nonsense! Mama T hasn't made a lick of sense since she read this. Don't make me have to come back here and clean this place up - a little quality content is all it needs!


Alexander Millington[edit | edit source]

What are you doing, <insert name here>?
  • Scion of Annoyance
  • Reminder to self...Thursday 15th may = pick on hayley day
  • 23.5th Lord of The Poke
  • Co-God of Sailing
  • President of the People's Anti-Communist Party of Bratislava
  • The Stig (possibly)

through the ages, known by many names, but still revered with a level of fear unknown since dinosaurs ruled the earth, and still loved like nothing else alive. I come to you, people of uncyclopedia, as your saviour. Take it or Leave it...

ANNOUNCEMENTS[edit | edit source]

I am not Canadian. however here's an important announcement from the country's travel minister:

Go to UN:AAN for adoption
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This user is a total UKer


and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.


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Blame it on Canada
We know those crazy canucks are somehow connected to this.
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This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.


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This user be a pirate in disguise.
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This user is ARR-some!
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods .
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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"I present to you the new flag of Canada, chosen to reflect our culture and traditions."