User:TheLedBalloon/Whispering rivers dancing through the forests: A compilation of haikus about SysRq

Where's the beef? I ask.
Does no one know? I ponder.
Maybe SysRq knows.

Perhaps I'll go ask.
I will go find SysRq's house,
and ask Where's the beef?

SysRq knows his beef.
He will look away briefly.
And reply with "cocks!"

I should've known that!
Oh, that SysRq and his wang.
I can say in truth,

I know for sure that
SysRq's not compensating
For anything. Fact.