User:TheLedBalloon/Creepypasta

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Some night, when the moon is gone and the stars are dim, and the dark of the night presses down on your chest like those lead vests you get when you go in for X-rays...you know the ones, sometimes they're gray or something, and they're always all heavy and stuff and annoying to take on and off, especially when the stupid nurse won't give you any painkillers no matter how many times you say "lady, by goddamn arm is killing me, could I get some painkillers" so you just have to grit your teeth and suck it up and you feel like shit for hours afterward... When the dark weighs down on your very soul, which is actually deceptively heavy in its own right, something a lot of people don't realize, you know, how heavy souls are, between all that emotional baggage, and some memory, and all those hobo corpses you raped...

At any rate, when it gets really really really really dark, turn on your computer. Wait patiently while windows boots up, mutter about how it takes longer every time you turn it on, but remember that you must never smash your computer with anything heavy, lest your mission be doomed to failure. Once your computer is on, access the internet, and visit creepypasta. The URL is creepypasta.com, a website in which terrible horrors dwell, and from which horrible terrors spring. ...Well, actually, creepypasta.com isn't really the only place. I mean, there's some stuff sorta like it on, like, the paranormal boards at 4chan or other image boards, and some other sites kinda like blogs or journals where they post creepypastas and other stuff, but you know how it is, it's like, just google 'creepypasta' or something like that, and you'll probably find some relevant results. Relevant results, that is, that will drive you insane through the sheer terror they invoke...

Well, maybe not, but you get the idea. Spoooooooky, right?