User:TheJim01

I don't like my profile--big nose, you know.

At first there was Jim

Messages boards. That's where it all started. And he was known simply as "Jim". Then some douche used Jim's name with a space after it to make slanderish statements such as "I think the internet is dumb." This obvious attempt to tarnish the REAL Jim's record (or to try and piss him off) was wasted when "TheJim" emerged, as glorious as ever.

TheJim pwnz

After defeating the evil-doer and reclaiming his throne as Master of MSFSMSGB (if you don't know, don't ask), TheJim went to college. He didn't have time for his internet postings anymore, and dwindled into internet oblivion. But then, perhaps by chance, perhaps by reason, TheJim stumbled on a developer message board, where he could put his schooling to some use. But alas, someone had once again stolen the golden glory of his pseudonym. Desperate to re-kindle the love he had let die years before, he sought provision in that which had brought him to the board. On that fateful day, legend met binary, and "TheJim01" arose.

TheJim01 means "The Jim zero one"

Flexing his creativity in a technology-based environment proved a challenge to our dashing hero. He attempted to pepper his code-filled posts with dashes of humor, oregano, and rosemary (to taste). But soon, this man among mortals yearned for greater things. Finally, that which had delivered him back unto the written tomes of the internet, delivered exactly what he had been searching for: Uncyclopedia.

Shm-ontent

Nothing here yet, but I have stuff in the works. I plan on making serious (attempts) at contributions, so bear with me while the creative juices are extracted through a careful process involving a half-pound of butter and a JuiceMaster 9000.

Crap I'm working on

• two-minute war on pregnant whales
• Phileas Fogg
• webpages
• milk
• eggs
• deodorant

Awards and other stuff

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