User:That Guy Huffed Me/I Love Hippo!
Hippos are so cute!!! I love them! They are big, fat and cuddly. I love hippos because they are my favourite animal. I like them more than lockpicks and lockpicks
But there are nasty people who want to harm the hippos! Nasty, nasty, nasty men. But I have uncovered their evil plot. AN EVIL CONSPIRICY!!! To hurt my poor Hippos by obliterateing them and obliterateing them. It is the truth!!!
The conspiracy[edit | edit source]
Our conspiracy begins with that guy, but is that guy really this guy with a moustache? It is! And we all who that guy is affiliated with, YES! His dry cleaner who for some unknown reason has a letter box full of junkmail. Why doesn't he put up a NO JUNKMAIL sign? Is he hiding something? And why did he yell at me and phoned the police when I followed his 13 year old daughter home and showed her what was underneath my raincoat? Hiding something yet again!