User:ThaBritMan/Career Choices
When you reach a certain age in life you must make a decision that will affect you forever. This decision is a career choice and it affects what you do how much money you get and in some cases your facial hair. This happens at around the age of 16 so that you can choose the right education for your career. For the youth of today this is mainly no school.
The types of career choice.[edit | edit source]
There are three types of career. Each has it's own jobs and requirements, none require effort.
Public sector[edit | edit source]
“I have worked on the busses all my life and now i'm used to spitting and racist comments”
The public sector mainly has jobs like train drivers, nurses and prostitutes. Jobs in the public sector earn average amounts of money although can even stretch to 50p a month. (75 cents.) and are plentiful at the moment. Public sector workers get minimal benefits and spat at normally.
General requirements.
- Education - Primary
- Qualifications - None
- Experience - Has better chances if has experienced being dragged to the stocks.
- Sex - Recomended
- Criminal record - Yes
- Beard length - Stubble to semi goatee.
Private sector[edit | edit source]
“Just like MacDonalds workers sneak fries, I sneak home vibrators.”
The private sector has jobs ranging from Sex shop assistants to Scrotum artists and Vaginal inspectors. The private sector deals with anything to do with people's private sector. Jobs in the private sector usually blow but can earn alot of benefits all of which are for me to know and you to find out. Workers in this region can earn £1.00 a month ($1.50.) and are very slutty.
General requirements.
- Education - Sexual.
- Qualifications - None.
- Experience - Jobs here are one.
- Sex - Not mandatory but required.
- Criminal record - Won't hurt.
- Beard length - Clean shaven to heavy stubble.
Homelessness[edit | edit source]
{{Q|Homelessness was always my goal in life and I feel that if more people were homeless then the world would be without loose change.
Homelessness is a very rewarding prospect which only the most smart and talented people will have the option of doing. Most of the jobs involve begging scrounging and theivery though others are soccer player, horseriding and being irish. Jobs here have no benefits but may earn upto £2.50 a month for the trouble of sitting down.
General requirements
- Education - Higher/College
- Qualifications - None
- Experience - None
- Sex - None
- Criminal record - being irish is a crime.
- Beard length - Heavy goatee to mutton chops.
Choosing the right career for you[edit | edit source]
There are 3 different types and you should remember that only the best people will get to be homeless so if we are being honest we can count you out of that right <insert name here>.
This leaves us with the choice between the public and private sector and I am not trying to tell you what you should do but if we really want you to do well in your job then you have to pick your strengths and lets face it you did not go to primary school you paint a very good scrotum. Now I hope you look forward to your career and greet it with the energy and speed that you left the room with.