User:Tenebrius2
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| Status | King and Creator of Fire animals | ||
| Predeccessors | Tenebrius I, Tenebrius 1.5 | ||
| Primary Specialization | Rapid Deletion | ||
| Secondary Specializations | Category Linking | ||
| Secondary Specializations | Article Maintenance | ||
“Tremble Mortals! TenebriusII has come to this World”
“YOU ARE INFLAMMABLE! YOU WILL BURN!”
Mighty creator of the Fire Animals, I, Tenebrius II, The Fire Lord order you to order you to scroll down until the very end of this white piece parchment.
My Arrival[edit | edit source]
Upon arrival in these bubbling lands, I Tenebrius II was impressed by the works of the peasants. Good slaves they would make! Since then I decided to built my new kingdom here.
Now, as the new age arrives, I declare my global sovereignty and power over the lands of Uncyclopedia.
Bow before me slaves! Tenebrius II rewards those who bow to his will.
Lineage[edit | edit source]
Tenebrius I, The Fiery[edit | edit source]
- Closely related to Satan, My predecessor, Tenebrius I upheld his position of King of Fire Animals with dignity until the unfortunate day when he engaged himself in zoophilia with one of the fire animals. Consequently, due to the acute burns sustained by one of he's precious organs Tenebrius I was fired from his post by God.
Tenebrius 1.5, The Error[edit | edit source]
- Then came Tenebrius 1.5, who was immediately fired. This was due to a "Data Type Mismatch Error" since the Tenebrius variable was initially declared as an Integer.
Tenebrius II, The Burning King[edit | edit source]
- "This is me!", exclaimed Tenebrius III. Enraged by this nonsense, the awesome person of myself chopped his head instantly using a Fire Mouse.
Tenebrius III, The Burned king[edit | edit source]
- Tenebrius III will never exist. I deleted him before he was created. (see above)
Achievements Under My Rule[edit | edit source]
This World has improved[edit | edit source]
At the sight of all these crap polluting this country, burning rage took over me. My anger was such that the Sun was created in the process. Only one solution was at hand: burn it all. Lots of shitty villages and towns were burned down.
Trade and commerce never worked out here, until my arrival. The villages were here, the people were here, the towns were here, but nothing was together. I joined them all, using my awesome powers and influence. Categories will never be childless...
Future Plans[edit | edit source]
Currently my slaves or making a cost benefit analysis of my new Palace, which will be half the size of this world. Futhermore, the slaves are making huge plantations of rice, maize and other inflammable useless crops. No fear!! I'll burn them down, just like i them, their houses and rivers.