User:TellMeHowMyAssTastes

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	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Hey all you yids, I'm back mother fuckers! And my ass tastes worse than ever!

Some shit about me

I like beating the Holy shit out of women, children, and cunt fucking kikes. I hate: kikes, niggers, spics, chinks, red skins, fags, criples, boongs, boongas, albinos, argies, krauts, brownies, sand niggers, chee-chees, the lower/middle class, cheese eating surrender monkeys, clog wogs, coconuts, coon-ass's, cunt-eyes, curry-munchers, pacifists, dinks, dogans, flips, ginzos, gooks, greaseballs, hapas, huskies, jockies, limey's, micks, moskals, nips, ockers, paddies, peppers, that cunt fucker in the free credit report . com commercials, polacks, poms, seppos, taffs, and everone else who is different than me, in that order. I like to watch the public execution of yids. Barack Obama links to nigger.

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What an observant nigger.