User:Takumi
“Takumi's a pretty hot-headed guy.”
Overview[edit | edit source]
Takumi Fujiwara is a heavy-drinking Cyborg Samurai from the planet Nebula M7. He is a vampire and is the son of Bunta Fujiwara, aka Lord Galen. Credited with Teaching AnimeNation to Rock Again, owning people on Akina DH, and kicking a whole lot of ass. Aliases are many. No relation to Takumi Fujiwara, the guy with the Hachi-Roku.
Damn. This guy is pathetic. -Lucifer
History[edit | edit source]
Takumi Fujiwara was born on Nebula M7 in the small town of Sherry. Takumi was experimented on as a child and exposed to Nukular Energy, which gave him the power to Kick Ass and Drive unnaturally well. Some years later he decided to seek out the mighty God of the Internet, Lord Galen, and fight him. He ordered a Buster Sword off the Internets but it turned out to be a pink dildo. He gave the dildo to a drunk guy and bought a Buster Sword from a swordsmith in Midgar. Then he went on his way to seek fortune and fame. He gained a huge Buster Sword from an obviously high Swordsmith in Midgar. During his travails in AnimeNation, a loser vampire known as Alucard that worked for Hellsing Inc. ran into him under the guise of the name Stonedragon1027 and gave him the vampiric power.
Takumi Fujiwara and Driving[edit | edit source]
Takumi Fujiwara taught himself race driving techniques and joined a racing school in the M-9 Galaxy for a short while. He emerged with honors and later taught himself to drift. One day he found the mythical Initial D Arcade Stage machine, and became addicted. He gained so much fulfillment out of the machine he bought Special Stage for home use and plays it up to this day. He is also an avid Gran Turismo 4 fan.
Takumi Fujiwara and Lord Galen[edit | edit source]
While relaxing in a pub called "NYRA" under the alias of "William Wallace", he met the God of the Internet known as Lord Galen in the Urinals. After a short Pork Swordfight, Takumi was soundly defeated. Afterwards he asked the God to adopt him as a son. Lord Galen, after serious thought, accepted. Lord Galen then instructed Takumi that he must not walk the Path of the Stupid, and taught him how to Rant, and to use the famed Eye Beams. Takumi was then told he had to teach AnimeNation to Rock again, for they had forgotten, and fallen out of favor with Lord Galen. Shouldering his buster sword, Takumi traveled off to Anime Nation.
Takumi Teaches AnimeNation To Rock Again[edit | edit source]
In the year of our Lord Galen Two Thousand and Five, Takumi Fujiwara came to the hovels of AnimeNation forums and proceeded to Kick Ass. The overlords of this dismal city often gave him hell for this, but he continued to kick as much ass as possible and rock AnimeNation's world. A powerful, albeit slightly crazy White Mage named PronsAmuro warned the people that one day Takumi would rock out AnimeNation, but no one listened. One day, he decided the time had come. Takumi revealed the Valhalla of Snipeme.com. People asked how they could enter. "By Rocking Out," quoth Takumi. Then he busted out his Strat and proceeded to Rock Out, while the band began to play. The sweet vibes of the guitar boomed out through the Bose speakers and every peasant in AnimeNation heard Takumi Rocking Out, so they came to the stage and headbanged. Takumi Fujiwara then gave them all CD's of his newest hit, "Keep on Rocking in Midgar", and they celebrated by headbanging to the sweet vibes. Then Lord Galen favored their presence once more, and Takumi declared him their Patron God with much hurrah. Even though the Overlords tried to stop the Rock, they couldn't, because Takumi had taught AnimeNation to Rock again.
Takumi Fujiwara's Powers[edit | edit source]
- drifting
- eye beams
- Kick Ass
- Rant
- Hogging the toilet for like, four hours. My god, Takumi what do you do in there?
- Penis Girth
Addendum[edit | edit source]
While relaxing at the NYRA bar an e-badass called Jason or Yasha, started talking shit to Takumi Fujiwara and threatened to kick his ass over Internets and that they should duel. Takumi is currently considering this but most likely after Takumi learns the way of Brazilian JiuJitsu from a reputable dojo and gets even stronger, said cock tip will run away and leave his two vixens to defend him, because he's like that.