User:Tagstit/Hovercars

I am ready to give YOU a good deal.

Oh I see you are interested in one of our lovely newly designed hovercrafts! Oh you're just looking? Are you sure you don't want to buy one? Ok, well its just business has been kinda not so good lately and I really need a sale. Oh ya sure I will show you around but first, is there any chance you'll change your mind?...Ok great follow me!

Models

Not the prettiest of things, but it'll definitely sort of go!

Well when you're flying you're going to want to fly in style right? You want to be noticed and all that right? Haha, of course, well we got you covered.

Although the hovercraft has just been invented, we have already gone into many different designs to give you the freedom to choose how you want to fly. For example, we have, well, we only have one model but we do have many different colors.

What colors are there? Well, blue, red, black, purple I guess would be in there, and I think there is a green in the back. Well, I guess variety isn't really our forte so to speak, haha, but who needs variety, what is more important is how it goes right? Right.

How it works

When you buy a hovercar, you're not just buying a hovercar, you're also buying a car! Yes, this baby also can be a car whenever you want, in fact, it functions best as one. But you don't want to here about that right?

Well how these things work is that they use an extremely powerful engine to create enough wind power so that it lifts up. It isn't the most convienient way nor technically the safest haha, but it does get the job done.

Another problem that I should warn you about is that it is extremely loud. Now when it does go though, it goes a full 4 feet in the air! And can remain there for up to ten to twelve seconds! When it does land though, it does take a few hours to recharge, but still...Sounds amazing doesn't it!

Gas

How much gas does this take? Oh I know, I know raising gas prices does put a strain on the wallet doesn't it haha. I hear ya. Well this thing, as powerful as it is, can go a full seven miles to the gallon. A bit much? Oh well do remember that gas prices are always talked about and have gained a bad reputation. Sure it is a little expensive, but where you really cash in is on the tire saving.

Remember, you will be in the air for twelve seconds every few hours, so your tires won't be feeling the friction and wearing out from the stress it gets on the roads. And if you land on something spongey, the tires won't take that much damage! And with tire prices going up, oh, you don't know about that, they are off the charts! Believe me...please.

Losing Interest?

Your favorite side of the road dealership!

Alright, to tell you the truth I don't really see that sparkle in your eyes that I first saw when we started off. Yes, there was a sparkle in your eyes. Well it may help you to know that these things are very cheap.

Yes, due to not many people wanting them and them being so new, they only cost about two hundred grand. Wait! Wait! Don't go! I...I...I forgot to tell you about your free gift that comes with it

Yes, yes, umm it is...umm. HERE see in my wallet is...Umm...uhh...oh! Here is a picture of my daughter! Yours free with your purchase!

Come on man I really need this I can barely afford my rent, and everything with the house and my wife and my kid, and my dog is sick. I haven't made a sale in weeks and that's only because some rich guy came by and...

Oh your in your car now well im going to have to lay in front of your tires until you give me your sale. Yes I will here I go.

Crap, you backed up...well I can still chase after you! NOOOOOOO!