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A window is something. I am not exactly sure what it is.
Things that windows allow me to do[edit | edit source]
Windows allow me to look at them. I like looking out of windows. Depending on where I am, I can see things. Sometimes I can't see stuff. That's usually when it's real dark out.
Do this[edit | edit source]
Find a window. There should be several nearby. It doesn't have to be your window. Actually, go to your neighbor's house and find a window. Once you've found one, I want you to follow these instructions:
- Smash that window.
- Collect the shards of glass.
- Pull down your pants.
Now[edit | edit source]
I want you to take that broken glass and shove it in your anus. NOW!!