User:SysRq/UnSAFE

UnSAFE: Home Security n' Shit.

If your standard issue UnSAFE Hazardous Smoke Detection Device looks and sounds like this, it is probably overheating. Don't acknowledge the beeping noise, it probably just wants attention. Kinda like that time when your kid went underwater for a really long time and then made the lifeguard jump in after him. You weren't worried then, and you shouldn't be worried now.

And now, UnSAFE for your car! The standard issue UnSAFE Hazardous Smoke Detection Device Auto Deluxe Lite knows whether or not you are smoking with your kids in the car, and badgers you with insults and jeers until the cigarette is put out. Keep your car UnSAFE!