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Band Director
Scientific classification
KingdomAnimalia
PhylumChordata
ClassSauropsida
OrderPterosauria
FamilyRhamphorhynchidae
GenusRhamphorhynchus
Speciesmusicedica
Binomial name
R. musicedica
Specifications
Primary armamentBaton
Secondary armamentVoice
Power supplyN/A
Health30
Mana5
Strength9
Intelligence8
Weight110kg
Length160cm
Special attackBad sweaters
Conservation status
Not endangered enough

The Rhamphorhynchus musicedica, commonly known as a Band Director, is the closest modern relative to a pterosaur. Its natural habitat is, not unlike other pterosaurs of the Jurrasic Period, middle school and high school band rooms.