User:Syndicate/Flat Earth

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If the earth is flat how do you explain this, motherfucker?

Flat earth is a theory that states that the earth is flat. It might seem absurd to you that anyone can think that the earth is flat, when there is so much evidence that it is disc-shaped, but there really are.

While Creationists believe that God created the earth in one day, scientists have shown that the earth evolved from a single drop of water over billions and billions of years.

People believing that the earth is flat call themselves Flat Urthers. Flat Urthers are allied with Creationists and Scientologist through the organisation called Creationists United with Numerologists, The Scientologists, and The Flat-Urthers (CUNT-STFU) lead by Prof. Kent Hovind.