User:Sycamore/UnBooks:The Diary of Raoul Moat

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I found that even at my lowest ebb, the kind words from Gazza and my Facebook page really helped

What follows are diary of Moat from the point where he started his killing spree to the point where the police finally cornered him and he blew his brains out. The text is regarded as being a low brow read whcih thnks to Haper Collins, will be the must have summer read of 2011

Day 1 hiding in the bushes, reflecting[edit | edit source]

Well, I feel I solvled some of my problems, however the authrooties are shaping up to be a real thorn in my side. I feel that I'm making a stand against them, which is really awesome. I can't really say I feel too bad about tearing a hole in the guy who was seeing my ex girlfriend. May they reat in peace


I read earlier that the chick survived..... Damm, its a lot less poetic now

Day 2 Shopping, ohh la la[edit | edit source]

I went shopping, it was amusing to see my face o the TV's as I walked passed Curry's, and much to my amusment....

Day 3 further reflections[edit | edit source]

Well, I knwo i did worng, but we live in dysfucntioanl society. We also live in a society where wrngdoers get the most attention for their problems.

Day 4 I'm a natural born killer[edit | edit source]

Further days needed

Writing my helpful notes about not being able to hack it in prison, because I am too big for the bunks. I also don't think I will g down to well with the police, who goa little zealous when one fo their own is attacked...

He's gone to a better place, just like I have

Footnotes[edit | edit source]