User:SwineHerd

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Been lurking here a long time, trying to learn the ropes as an editor right now...

This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.
This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
Thith uther thpeakth Java with a really thexy lithp.
This user is a native speaker of Newspeak.
This user got an F in Plain English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Quote whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
This user does not speak Vogon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Vogon speakers.