User:Super Bastard

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Somewhere, While the City Sleeps[edit | edit source]

When a regular bastard just won't do, you need

Super Bastard!

Personal Information[edit | edit source]

  • Phone1-800-BAS-TARD
  • Fax (censored)
  • Smoke Signals One big cloud, then two tiny ones
  • Psychic Mind Request Think of Cheese
  • Gigantic Flashlight The Bastard Signal
  • Secret Identity Hey, Shit for Brains, it's a Secret.

Editing Style[edit | edit source]

Bastards care not for "improving" articles, but rather just saying random shit here and there, when they feel like it. Go fuck yourselves if you have a problem with this, because no doubt you'll probably do some pussy thing like putting tags all over the place.