User:SunStar Net/Cars in North Belaze

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North Belaze is a country in Eastern America. Cars there have been around for ages.

Here we take a look at the major makers:

Cars sold there[edit | edit source]

Alfa Romeo[edit | edit source]

Launched in 1988, imported from Italy. Currently available:

  • 159
  • 166
  • Brera
  • GTV
  • Spider

Audi[edit | edit source]

Audi, like Volkswagen are big in North Belaze. Currently the following cars are offered:

  • A3
  • A4
  • A6
  • A7
  • A8

Chrysler[edit | edit source]

Chrysler here is different to what you'd get in the United States or Mexico. In any case it's a generic catch-all for Hyundai products from Korea. So they get:

Dodge[edit | edit source]

Chrysler's sister company, also sells cars here too. So you get:

  • Brisa (which is really the 1999-2005 Hyundai Accent)
  • Attitude (the new Hyundai Accent, but without a pentastar badge!)
  • Neon
  • Avante (a Dodge-badged Hyundai Elantra
  • Caravan (not a caravan, but a minivan, or to the British, an MPV!)
  • Durango

Plymouth[edit | edit source]

The final three of the Chrysler trio, this is the "luxury" branding, if you can call it that. Nice name, albeit an English one, yet as American as Madonna! You get the:

  • Neon (a third badge for this car, Chrysler, Dodge, what next??)
  • SL6 (a luxury sedan, based off a Japanese Mitsubishi, with a 3.8 V6 engine! Expensive, but oh so luxurious...)

Jeep[edit | edit source]

The American 4x4 manufacturer came here in 1991, and have been around ever since. Here's their offerings:

  • Wrangler
  • Cherokee Classic (a 1997-2001 Cherokee, but now with a mix of Chrysler, Mitsubishi and Volkswagen engines. What a cross-breed!)
  • Cherokee
  • Grand Cherokee