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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has another stupid opinion he should have kept to himself but decided to share with us anyway
Tuesday, July 3, 2021
Current year Prime Minister of the moron country of Canadia, Justin Trudeau decided for everyone in the world that his opinion on the misconduct of the Hockey Team "CH" (Pronounced "Habs") when the team drafted a new player who sucks at keeping his dick in his pants because he's a teenager, is important enough for everyone to hear through his cringe inducing voice. Logan Milhouse, the "CH"'s first round draft pick got into hot water when he took explicit photos of his partner and sent them to his Hockey Team. While the team was taking a break from injecting steroids and engaging in routine gay chicken, they noted that the photos may not be appropriate for the team which they then ratted on him to the authorities and the police charged him with some crime. The “CH” team, after seeing this, quickly drafted him as their first round draft pick. This caused the current year Prime Minister to decide to open his face hole in some press conference where he said he some stuff nobody cares about.
Local authorities were unable or willing to comment, which the Unnews assessed as a good call. However, many other idiots were quick to make their opinions known.
Jenny Fartway, a professor at the University of CH told Unnews that the current year Prime Minister's "Pube covered face makes her skin crawl" and "That idiot should keep his opinion to himself".
Robert F. Nyugen, a political pundit with one of Toronto's 50 thousand Liberal Government sponsored Troll Farms says, "I love trudeau's voice in my ear holes. He violates all my senses like a newborn baby in a blender, just the way I like it."
Accidentally elected Liberal Party members, more often known as "Morons" and "Idiots" were also quick to support their leader. Pam Damoff had this to say "Erin O'Toole fails once again to stand up for a woman's right to choose. He is perfectly happy to sit back and watch abortions access be limited in places like NB". When Unnews asked what that has to do with anything and why we should care, Damoff turned into a vampire bat and flew away, presumably back to her nest.
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- Jonathan Montpetit "Trudeau joins chorus blasting Montreal Canadiens for drafting player who violated woman's consent" The Shitty CBC, Jul 27, 2021