User:Spuds1/Die Hard 81
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| Die Hard 81 aka Die Hard: With A Pacemaker | |
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| Directed by | Chuck Norris |
| Written by | Chuck Norris |
| Starring |
Bruce Willis as John McClane |
| Produced by | Chuck Norris |
| Distributed by | Chuck Norris Films |
| Release date | 18 May 2045 |
| Runtime | 116 Minutes |
| MPAA Rating | CS (Crappy Sequel) |
| Language | Pig Latin |
| Budget | $250,000,000 |
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Plot[edit | edit source]
After Evil McVillan steals a nuclear weapon and threatens to blow up the headquarters of Krispy Kreme doughnuts ,where Holly McClane is a hostage, John McClane pops a viagra and goes to save the day. Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker!.
Response[edit | edit source]
“Fuck Yeah! That's the fucking shit right there, motherfucker!”
Uncut DVD[edit | edit source]
Die Hard 81 - The Ultimate Definitive Special Limited Collectors Uncut Extended Edition: The Director's Cut became one of the most pirated DVDs in history. It featured a shitload of special features including the very popular all f-bomb audio track, and 75 audio commentaries.
Further Sequels[edit | edit source]
Die Hard 82: McClane vs Obama[edit | edit source]
Currently in production. John McClane and Barack Obama go head to head for the presidency. Stars Denzel Washington as Barack Obama.