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| This user is a native speaker of American English, the best and only real form of English. | |
| This user can kinda read and write Hungarian. | |
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* | |
| This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. | |
| This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain | |
אױ װײזמיר | Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu? | אױ װײזמיר |
| This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg. | |
Sproutness is 24 years old. She joined Uncyclopedia in September 2006. She has contributed a few articles so far, and looks forward to making more and better contributions.
Sproutness is a conspiracy nut and an avid player of ping pong.