User:Sonic80/A Huge Fucking Gorilla with Downs Syndrome

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Seriously, what would you do if this thing came running at you?

Operation: A Huge Fucking Gorilla with Downs Syndrome was a failed Rwandan military tactic, which was employed in the late 70s.

The plan was pretty straight forward. It had two main objectives:

  • Find a huge fucking gorilla.
  • ...With downs syndrome.[1]


  1. If said downs syndrome does not exist in the huge fucking gorilla, it was a common practice to attempt to give the huge fucking gorilla downs syndrome, through repeatedly bashing it in the head with a blunt metal object. Often times this would just anger the huge fucking gorilla, and result in a bad case of being mauled to death by an huge angry fucking gorilla on the part of the recruit in charge of giving the huge fucking gorilla downs syndrome.