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Bill & Ted University
MottoBe excellent to each other; Party on, dudes
Established2688
School typeCommunity College
HeadRufus PHD (2662 - 2708)
PresidentJohn the President[1]
LocationSan Dimas, California, Earth
EndowmentSong Royalties
FacultyRufus [2]
Chuck[3] DeNomolos[4]
MascotEdd The Whorse

Bill & Ted University,[5] is the most excellent educational establishment[6] in the known universe.[citation needed]

History[edit | edit source]

For more information, see Wyld Stallyns


Goals[edit | edit source]

Criticism[edit | edit source]

A Statue of the Great Ones. Ted originally held a guitar, but it broke off during a particularly bad earthquake and it broke off. Luckily, nobody was hurt.[7]

Campus[edit | edit source]

Alumni[edit | edit source]

Alumni are referred to as The New Great Ones[8]

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. Distant descendant of John the Serf
  2. History professor, Dean, etc.
  3. DON'T CALL ME THAT![NPOV Dispute]
  4. Gym teacher (former)
  5. Technically a community college
  6. Which is why it's the official college of the Wyld Stallyns
  7. Nobody that survived, anyway
  8. A play on the founder's title of The Great Ones