User:Smug-Bastard

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Welcome, one and all to my magnificient user-page: you can never dream to afford the luxuries I have in my life and thus I am better than you in every way imaginable - this doesn't mean we can't be friends, please sit down and enjoy some of my finest wine (be sure to sit on the chair that is laminated so as not to taint any of my fine furniture with commoner germs) - you don't mind if I give you a baby-bottle do you?

I fear the use of crystal wine-glasses may be too extragevant for your peasant mind to grasp.. not that there is anything wrong with being poor..

it makes rich people like me feel better..

hey, maybe if you danced like a money I could toss you a few spare notes - what do you think?

.. hello?

.. hello?

This user walks down the left hand path . Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church . (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user devours babies. Whole.

This member is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!