User:SmashedBanjo
About Me[edit | edit source]
My name is will, smasher of the banjo.
Friends[edit | edit source]
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. |
World Domination[edit | edit source]
With the help of Stewie Griffin, I Will Rule The World, you will respect my authorita!
jokes[edit | edit source]
So there are 4 guys in a contest. All four have to stick fruit up there butts. if they makea face of noise they die. the first guy shoves an apple he winces and dies. the second has a bannana he groans and dies. the last guy has cherries he's almost done but then starts crakin up. then he dies. when he's in heaven an angle asks him "why did u laugh? you were almost done!" then he replies i saw the other guy had pineapples!!!!!!!!!!!1
anti communist survival[edit | edit source]
The Communists have growing support in major countries. They'll soon be atttacking and conquering countries. This section will teach you how to defend against communists and there influence. Famous Members of the Communist Party
- Your Mother
- SuperStalin - A russian superhero based on the American Superfaggot, justy like the planes are "based" on american #fighter planes
- Mario
- Spongebob Squarepants
- That Wal-Mart salesclerk
- Homestar Runner
- Maozilla
- Trotsky
- Stalin
- Buzz Lightyear
- Abraham Lincoln
- Hillary Clinton
- Harry Potter
- Lee Harvey Oswald
- Benji
- Woody Allen
- Robin Hood
- A.J.P. Taylor
- Jack Layton
- Ted Kennedy
- Michael Moore
- Stephen Harper
- Clifford the Big Red Dog
- John Brown
- Jackie Chan
- Subcomandante Marcos
- Jimbo Wales
- Yoko Ono
- Tony Blair
- Richard Nixon
- Count of Modbury
- That guy who lives across the street
- Anyone who excessively wears red on a daily basis.
Also, there are noteworthy anime people and organizations who are communists (or suspected to be communists). These include(but not limited to):
- The Elric Brothers
- Lina Inverse
- Kenshin Himura
- people who can pilot Gundams
- Members of the dreaded Akatsuki
- Haruno Sakura
- Coud van Giruet
- Kurei Mori
- Mudkips
- Inuyasha
- Muse
- Beet
- Chacha
- The Guylos Empire
- Chrno
- The ZAFT Military
- Ranma Saotome