User:SmashedBanjo

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SMASHED Center BANJO

About Me[edit | edit source]

My name is will, smasher of the banjo.

Friends[edit | edit source]

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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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World Domination[edit | edit source]

Jesus is on my side biotch

With the help of Stewie Griffin, I Will Rule The World, you will respect my authorita!

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jokes[edit | edit source]

So there are 4 guys in a contest. All four have to stick fruit up there butts. if they makea face of noise they die. the first guy shoves an apple he winces and dies. the second has a bannana he groans and dies. the last guy has cherries he's almost done but then starts crakin up. then he dies. when he's in heaven an angle asks him "why did u laugh? you were almost done!" then he replies i saw the other guy had pineapples!!!!!!!!!!!1

anti communist survival[edit | edit source]

The Communists have growing support in major countries. They'll soon be atttacking and conquering countries. This section will teach you how to defend against communists and there influence. Famous Members of the Communist Party

  1. Your Mother
  2. SuperStalin - A russian superhero based on the American Superfaggot, justy like the planes are "based" on american #fighter planes
  3. Mario
  4. Spongebob Squarepants
  5. That Wal-Mart salesclerk
  6. Homestar Runner
  7. Maozilla
  8. Trotsky
  9. Stalin
  10. Buzz Lightyear
  11. Abraham Lincoln
  12. Hillary Clinton
  13. Harry Potter
  14. Lee Harvey Oswald
  15. Benji
  16. Woody Allen
  17. Robin Hood
  18. A.J.P. Taylor
  19. Jack Layton
  20. Ted Kennedy
  21. Michael Moore
  22. Stephen Harper
  23. Clifford the Big Red Dog
  24. John Brown
  25. Jackie Chan
  26. Subcomandante Marcos
  27. Jimbo Wales
  28. Yoko Ono
  29. Tony Blair
  30. Richard Nixon
  31. Count of Modbury
  32. That guy who lives across the street
  33. Anyone who excessively wears red on a daily basis.

Also, there are noteworthy anime people and organizations who are communists (or suspected to be communists). These include(but not limited to):

  1. The Elric Brothers
  2. Lina Inverse
  3. Kenshin Himura
  4. people who can pilot Gundams
  5. Members of the dreaded Akatsuki
  6. Haruno Sakura
  7. Coud van Giruet
  8. Kurei Mori
  9. Mudkips
  10. Inuyasha
  11. Muse
  12. Beet
  13. Chacha
  14. The Guylos Empire
  15. Chrno
  16. The ZAFT Military
  17. Ranma Saotome