User:Slappyfish
“OUCH you slapped me you damn fish!!”
“Now THAT's atractive!”
Slappyfish is a fish which slapps people.
Behavior and Habitat[edit | edit source]
Unlike other fishes Slappyfish has hands and feets that looks like another set of hands. The Slappyfish takes advantage of these hands to adhere to his favorit pass times. Slaping people and editing uncyclopedia. Scientists argue that this is all the fish can do, however recent studies showed that he also seem to be able to play videogames. Recently it has learned how to use his hands to slapp people while using his feets to edit uncyclopedia giving him the joy of being able to do his 2 favorit passtimes at once. However he stil has not found a way to play videogames while doing these 2 things at once.The Slappyfish unlike other fishes lives in the bassment in front of the computer leaving only to find food and people to slapp. It is unknown if the Slappyfish can survive without these 3 things but it was recently discovered that he could last up to 3weeks without eating if it has a computer in front of him.
People Slapped[edit | edit source]
The slappy fish has slapped many celebrities which include.
- Tom Cruse
- Oprah
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Aunt Jemahima
- George "Dubayah" Bush
- Your Mom
- You
- Celine Dion
- Arnold Shwartzenaiger or however you write it.
- Chuck Noris
- Mr.T
- Every single Power Rangers
- optimus prime
- Super Mario
- Kent Kutagari
- Homer Jay Simpson
- Alksub
- and many more....
Uncyclopedia Articles[edit | edit source]
The slappyfish made these folowing article. Any complaining about them may result in geting a slapp.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- It was suggested that Slappyfish might be the nickname of a human editing Uncyclopedia however it was discovered it was an actual fish and it was his actual name.
- He will slapp anyone he dislikes, likes or even get too closse to him.
- He is belived to be the only one of his species on earth which lead to speculations he was actualy an alien.
- He is actually Canadian!