User:SlainAngel/Rubionium
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| General | ||||||
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| Name | Rubioium | |||||
| Symbol | R! | |||||
| Number | 3 and a bit | |||||
| Kinkiness | moderate to high | |||||
| Physical Properties | ||||||
| Melting point | 25 °C, or maybe 25 °F | |||||
| Boiling point | A million °C, or maybe A million °F | |||||
| Flavour | Chocolatey | |||||
Rubioium is the dopest element in the idiotic table.
If you get some Rubioium and rub it all over yourself, you both start glowing. Then Barry White music starts playing, and the lights go dim.
Rubioium is a Leo.
Important update: Rubioium no longer smells like cigarettes.