User:Slackthumbz
slackthumbz[edit | edit source]
slackthumbz is a small furry creature often seen late in the evening scurrying towards a pub. Due to his near constant intake of beer, beans and barbiturates he suffers from terminal flatulence in ways that no-one should. It is not advisable to approach slackthumbz at any time of the day as he is usually in a militantly socialist mood and will waffle on to anyone foolish enough to listen. If you do come across him try to keep the conversation away from politics, religion, war, economics, bee's, jam and especially thimbles.
Diet[edit | edit source]
As mentioned above slackthumbz considers himself to be a militant centrist grammar nazi, also known as a self-righteous wanker.
He is known to feed on beer and the odd sandwich when he finds time but mostly he lives on vast quantities of Tea and Mini-Cheddars, these baked cheese biscuits give him his sub-human powers. Such as the ability to hold his p33 for over 6 hours and an uncanny knack for singing.
Habitat[edit | edit source]
most evenings slackthumbz is usually found in the pubs of central Cambridge(UK) lecturing people on the evils of pineapple on pizza and why beer is in fact good for you. However during the day he is known to lurk in the hallowed halls of ##gtfo spouting his usual cynical message that the world would be better off without most of the US in it.