User:SkyFortress
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Who Am I?[edit | edit source]
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I am Skyfortress... yes i am floating above your head right now gunna pwn you with my bombs.
I am the child of the Giant spaghetti monster, which is why im flying above your head
I'm a n00b and im not afraid to say it... no not because i want to win the noob of the month award. But cause i need help. Or do I? Do I?
Heck lets forget this...
I like WOMD (DESTRUCTION NOT DISTRACTION) BUT im not bush's son, although my dad did tell me to appreciate all weapons... Bow to the giant spaghetti monster!
If your thinking yes I am Propaganding you to to join our cult.
Thank you for reading this propaganda message :)
What Im writing[edit | edit source]
The Ion cannon.. Pee review waiting
The Homing Pigeon project starting