User:Simsilikesims/Worst 100 Ways To Spend 500 Dollars

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100 Adorn yourself in $500 of costume jewelry.
99 Buy an expensive holiday gift for your significant other (or, should you not have one, your parents)
98 Buy a laptop that will become obsolete in three or four years.
97 Buy an iPhone 6 with accessories.
96 Spend $500 on your favorite Facebook games.
95 Pay part of your monthly rent or mortgage.
94 Buy $500 worth of dust collectors from a kitschy catalog
93 Go on a $500 shopping spree on eBay
92 Spend $500 on premium content for your favorite MMORPG.
91 Car repairs
90 Maid service for a month
89 Paying off/making minimum payments on credit cards
88 Going out to restaurants alone every night for a month
87 Ten to twenty tanks of gasoline for your car/truck
86 Dental bills
85 Buy $500 worth of books
84 Buy $500 worth of arts and crafts supplies
83 Buy $500 worth of exercise equipment
82 Get your carpet cleaned 3 or 4 times
81 Buy $500 worth of kitchen appliances
80 Spend $500 on tuition and fees
79 Buy $500 worth of toys
78 Buy $500 worth of DVDs
77 Buy $500 worth of Norton licenses
76 Spend $500 on Microsoft Office subscription services
75 Spend $500 on "exotic herbs"
74 Spend $500 on designer clothing
73 Spend $500 on furniture
(that might get you a good used sofa plus some used bookshelves and used file cabinets)
72 Spend $500 on musical instruments
(you know you want that drum kit)
71 Buy a $500 TV
70 Buy $500 worth of flowers
69 69ing 69 69-year-old hookers
68 Spend $500 on car insurance
67 Fill a swimming pool with Indian paise.
66 Go to Las Vegas and enjoy the casinos
65 Spend $500 on a down payment for a car when you don't have a job.


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