User:Simsilikesims/Why? Avoid Wedding Tips

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So you are looking for wedding tips? My advice to you is, DON'T. If I'm smarter than a spammer, I should be able to come up with at least eight reasons, and spammers aren't generally known for their intelligence. So here goes.

Insist on Being Paid Up Front[edit | edit source]

You may not be famous yet, but that's no reason to accept being paid in tips for weddings. Insist on at least 50% payment up front, with the other 50% upon completion of the gig. Should your services be in demand, or if you actually have better things to do, insist on full payment up front. This is especially true for singers, musicians, judges, rabbis, and ministers of the faith who have not taken oaths of poverty.


Just remember, the advice I've given you to disregard all wedding tips includes this one.