User:Simsilikesims/Stuff I currently have on my kitchen table

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This is a list of stuff I currently have on my kitchen table. Nothing more, nothing less.

  • A glass
  • A box of ThinkThin bars
  • a box of cereal
  • a bag of appetite suppressant chews
  • a tin of spices, including salt but not pepper
  • an empty vase
  • a vase with artificial roses in it
  • a spray bottle of Resolve carpet cleaner
  • Seven books (my bookshelves are full)
  • Several paid bills (the drawer for paid bills is full)
  • my new cellphone, still in box
  • a three-candle holder, with one candle in it
  • a voter's pamphlet for the upcoming election (the ballot hasn't come yet)
  • a box of receipts
  • several unread magazines
  • junk mail hidden somewhere under the above
  • a one-page receipt for my latest internet purchase
  • an old small book written in Swedish (which I cannot read)
  • a newspaper
  • 2 pads of paper