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Gary Becker's theorem of social interaction, colloquially known as the rotten kid theorem, suggests that family members, even if they are selfish, will act to help one another if their financial incentives are properly linked.

Becker creates a hypothetical situation in which children will receive gifts of money income from a wealthy, altruistic parent in order to make them happy. One of the kids is a selfish, "rotten" kid who would take pleasure in harming his sibling. The theorem posits that the rotten kid has an incentive to avoid hurting his sibling, and will in fact behave in such a way as to increase her happiness, because her happiness has a direct effect on the amount of money he will receive. Without creating any formal incentive structure, the altruistic parent can induce the rotten child to behave benevolently by making his welfare contingent upon the welfare of his sibling.

The theorem suggests that parents should delay gifts of money to their children until they are older, or possibly until after they die. If parents plan to will their children money in accordance with their needs, each child will have an incentive to help his siblings maximize their income, because higher earnings by the other siblings will mean that more of the money will be given to the rotten sibling.

This theorem also overlooks the possibility that the selfish rotten kid may take enough pleasure from the misery of his/her siblings that he is willing to give up some financial gain for the pleasure of torturing his siblings, or may simply be too stupid to figure out how to properly game the system for maximum benefit. It also overlooks the fact that the parents do not have an unlimited amount of money, and when the money runs out, as it eventually will, the incentive for the rotten kid to help his siblings is gone. Finally, it makes the assumption that money always buys happiness and can be measured in the number and quality of investments. Thus, the rotten sibling would have every motive under this type of system to keep his siblings financially stable but unhappy.