User:Simsilikesims/Lee Yue Ming

Lee Yue Ming, (not to be confused with Lee Ming-kwai, Lee Sze Ming, Ming Cho Lee, Lee Pui Ming, (Christopher) Lee Ming Shun, Lee Tien Ming, Joe Lee Yiu-ming, or Lee Chu Ming) is a high school student.

So what?

This high school student happened to piss off someone else just as non-notable as he is, someone named "Brady" who was too scared to put his last name in the edit summary. Because someone might just look him up and order him a few dozen pizzas online, to be paid on delivery. Or they might perpetuate a number of other pranks. So instead, he wrote an article about his rival, filled with the usual tiresome insults, but detailing none of the drama. So it was a failure even by Encyclopedia Dramatica standards, let alone Uncyclopedia's lofty standards.

Why should I care?

Well, you're reading this article aren't you? So that obviously means you care or you wouldn't bother to have read this article. Or were you actually expecting ME to entertain YOU? My, that's mighty presumptious of you.

But, isn't that why people usually write articles?

Ah, yes, some people are indeed that generous. But you are obviously green around here if you expect everyone here to be so entertaining. Some of us merely do maintenance, like human robots, and expect to be entertained by You. Now go away and go write an article! And I expect it to be better than this one!