User:Simsilikesims/Ideas/An Office
Welcome to the Office[edit | edit source]
Hello, pleased to meet you! I haven't seen you before, may I help you? Oh, so it is the first day on the job for you? Let me give you a tour around! Our first stop be to a quick visit to Human Resources to check you in!
Here's your badge[edit | edit source]
- Ugly Picture time
- Not a good idea to lose the badge
- Must wear the badge inside the building at all times
The timeclock[edit | edit source]
- You are a slave to the timeclock
- Your friends may not clock you in or out, nor may you clock them in or out unless you get promoted to manager.
Meet the boss[edit | edit source]
- How to get on the boss' good side
- How to get on the boss' bad side
Meet the coworkers[edit | edit source]
- Various coworker quirks
The breakroom[edit | edit source]
- Welcome to our closet, I mean breakroom.
- Coffee maker
- Water cooler
- Mini-fridge
- Microwave
- Cleaning supplies - you are expected to clean up after yourself and anyone else who didn't.
Dress code[edit | edit source]
Your cubicle[edit | edit source]
- Computer
- Telephone
- Reference manual
- Shred bin
- Permitted decorations
Bathroom break and computer use policy[edit | edit source]
You are expected to work 98% of the time that you are on the clock, excluding legally mandated breaks. This means you have approximately 55 seconds between scheduled breaks to use the restroom, drink water, or soothe a nicotine craving. So you better take FULL advantage of that permitted 10 to 30 minute break time to care for your needs. Whether you actually eat at work does not impact our bottom line,
Just don't waste our bandwidth or resources by using any of our computers on paid time or non-work purposes. Not even for 5 seconds, and not even to order food for your meal break. Any use of sites not on the official "approved" list, if accessed, will be monitored thoroughly. Should you use a personal site during paid time, we reserve the right to discipline you according to our own determination. In lieu of discipline, we may, at our choosing, access and monitor any of your social media pages instead of giving you a verbal or written warning. We are ALWAYS watching every move you make on the internet. We have installed software that runs in the background to monitor your morale. Should it detect negative morale, your manager and supervisor will be notified. Your phone will count as one of our computers should you use it to access our proprietary proected networks while employed.
Attempts to access folders outside of the scope of your normal work will also be monitored. You WILL be subjected to discipline and loss of privileges should you attempt this, even if you were attempting to assist a coworker, or even your supervisor.
Sales goals[edit | edit source]
All personnel are expected to meet 99.9% of their assigned sales goals. NO exceptions. Accepting the word "NO" or "NOT interested" from a prospective customer is prohibited.