User:Simsilikesims/Blackberries

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Blackberries are an expensive version of cell phone. Its best feature is that it actually has a keyboard built in.

Blackberries are a delicious fruit, but a noxious weed. Fortunately, goats love them. Unfortunately, most people don't own goats, and must don thick gloves in order to attempt to pull the weed out by the roots without getting their hands all thorny.