User:Simsilikesims/An Office

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Welcome to the Office[edit | edit source]

Hello, pleased to meet you! I haven't seen you before, may I help you? Oh, so it is the first day on the job for you? Let's just take a quick visit to Human Resources to check you in!

Here's your badge[edit | edit source]

  • Ugly Picture time
  • Not a good idea to lose the badge
  • Must wear the badge inside the building at all times

The timeclock[edit | edit source]

  • You are a slave to the timeclock
  • Your friends may not clock you in or out, nor may you clock them in or out unless you get promoted to manager.

Meet the boss[edit | edit source]

  • How to get on the boss' good side
  • How to get on the boss' bad side

Meet the coworkers[edit | edit source]

  • Various coworker quirks

The breakroom[edit | edit source]

  • Welcome to our closet, I mean breakroom.
  • Coffee maker
  • Water cooler
  • Mini-fridge
  • Microwave
  • Cleaning supplies - you are expected to clean up after yourself and anyone else who didn't.

Dress code[edit | edit source]

Your cubicle[edit | edit source]

  • Computer
  • Telephone
  • Reference manual
  • Shred bin
  • Permitted decorations

Bathroom break[edit | edit source]

Sales goals[edit | edit source]