User:Shedtroll/Screaming Journalists

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This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.

The tradition of Screaming journalists has been around for thousands of years, from the Cave men screaming at trees for information on where mammoths were, to News reports loosing their top and screaming at Scientologists.

The Early years[edit | edit source]

The dead sea scrolls record an indecent where, after the sermon on the mount, a confrontation between St Bartholomew and a Roman messenger. The Scrolls are quote as saying:

"And Bartholomew said onto the Roman, Thou hath not attended all of the Sermon! Thout must listen to all of yonder sermon to make thine argument!"

This indecent was recorded to have been omitted from the bible and the first council of Nicaea.

What to do if a journalist does get angry[edit | edit source]