User:Shaun Caley

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“I wish I was awesome enough to have my own wiki page”

~ Lee Wanklin on Shaun being awesome

“ur argument bout being awesome is crap!!!”

~ Nicola Clark on Shaun being awesome

“Clearly not, your crap!!!”

~ Shaun Caley on Shaun being awesome

“This is complete proof, if anything it proves you're way more awesome than they are”

~ Sarah Chapman on Shaun being awesome

“In Soviet Russia, Awesome is Shaun Caley!”

~ Yakov Smirnoff on Shaun being awesome
Shaun Caley
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Scientific classification
KingdomUnited
PhylumChordata
ClassMammal
OrderSmurf
FamilySome
GenusHomo Sapiens
Speciesvulgaris
Binomial name
Homo vulgaris
Crocker, 1984
Specifications
Primary armamentGiant Robots
Secondary armamentGummy Berry Juice
Power supplyIdiocy
Health10
Mana8
Strength9
Intelligence-∞
WeightWhere you going?
Length200 px
Special attackPew Pew lazers
Conservation status
Rare


Definition[edit | edit source]

awe⋅some  /ˈɔsəm/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [aw-suhm]

Adjective

  • 1. inspiring awe: an awesome sight.
  • 2. showing or characterized by awe.
  • 3. Shaun Caley.
  • 4. Slang. very impressive.

-Use awesome in a Sentence: That blue guy is totally awesome.

Awesome - Well thats Shaun Caley all over. In fact the word Awesome was created soley to describe this one being, and this one being only! All hail to the king of awesome.

Contributions to Society[edit | edit source]

He was born, he walks, he breathes. He is awesome. One time he put the toilet seat down. Nuff said.

Dietry Habbits[edit | edit source]

He can eat crayons and shit master pieces... hes just that awesome! Also like many other Urban manimals and Smurfs he is adept at making inedible food dishes to anyone else except himmself. Also known to consume stationary, shampoo and other cleaning products, smaller animals but his choice of eating is your mum.

One of the many things shaun enjoys doing in his spare time is wrestling bears.

See Also[edit | edit source]

Dinosaurs firing laser from thier heads. Stuff the Sharks, this is Awesome!
Are you looking at this? Its a T-rex flying a F-14!