User:Shafuchan

Uncyclopedia:Babel Get fucked. en 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of English. en 2 enr 4 This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level. enr 4 ja N This user is a native speaker of 日本語. ja N ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ This user's IQ is over 125. This user is owned by one or more cats. This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google. This user is an authoritarian and would love to get nasty with a man in uniform. This user supports the European Reich. Heil Hitler! This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

Hello. My name is "Shafuchan". I'm always active in the Japanese Uncyclopedia under the name "社不ちゃん". I should like to be able to translate the Japanese-language article into English.