User:Rourkes

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Rourkes joined Uncyclopedia after his friends forbade him from using their computers to vandalize edit articles. While he initially believed his ideas would make a major impact, a sense of nagging inferiority halted many of his devious plans. He mostly concerns himself with adding small jabs in existing articles and correcting spelling and grammar. While Rourkes claims to have many ideas for full articles hidden up his sleeve, people beg him not to share.

Rourkes has occasionally been confused with a number of people:

• Allan Rourke
• Andy Rourke
• Mickey Rourke
• Heather O'Rourke
• P J O'Rourke
• T S O'Rourke
• Robert O'Rourke
• Dervla O'Rourke
• Joseph Cornelia O'Rourke
• David Tennant

Recommended Reading

Here is a list of items I believe should be read by everyone:

• Brian Mulroney
• Leon Trotsky
• Adolf Hitler
• Eats, Shoots & Leaves: the Zero-Tolerance Approach to Punctuation by Lynne Truss
• Mao: the Unknown Story by Jung Chang and Jon Halliday
• Anything by Jasper Fforde

Works in Progress

I have one article I deem 'complete' and ready for public consumption: the T-80.

I am currently writing an article on the Ukrainian Wheat Famine.